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Friday, March 10, 2000

Something Hysterical -- 2:22 pm CST, Update by A.T. Hun

Every since I found out about JeffK, I've made daily stops at Lowtax's hysterical, although often ribald, Something Awful site. Lowtax daily rips, skewers, and generally pokes fun at the weirdness that is the web (thankfully, he hasn't found this site yet). This week, his target is extremely awful white rappers on the web. He even takes a closer look at some of the "lyrics" (song #1, song #2). You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn a little bit about yourself. Or maybe not. One warning: the lyrics contain some strong language. The really sad thing is that these "rappers", under our current shoddy system of government, are allowed to reproduce. Thankfully, no girl with an I.Q. higher than that of a glazed doughnut would dare come within howitzer range of them.

The Master comments: BWAhahahahAHAHAHahahaha *snort* *gasp*

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