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Thursday, December 19, 2002

Pondering the Imponderable

Continuing my series of "Things that have little to do with this website, but I find them funny nonetheless," I present to you Ray Ratto's column on ESPN.com, writing what the judge really should have said about Bond's 73rd home run ball. Anybody who looks for legal precedent in the All-England Summarize Proust competition is OK in my book.

Quick quiz: What was the criterion used to determine the winner of the All-England Summarize Proust competition? The first with the answer wins a free blow to the head!

The Master comments: Okay, I read that at work. I'm quite certain my co-workers think I have lost my mind. But I needed a laugh :-)

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