Tuesday, March 20, 2001

Pondering the Imponderable -- 7:03 pm CST, Update by A.T. Hun

I just saw this on a Slashdot post:

37% of your base are belong to IRS

It's funny now, but I've a feeling it won't be quite so funny next Tuesday when I do my taxes.

Along those same lines, faithful reader Quakerboy found this news item on that bastion of journalistic integrity, the Onion, which I copy in its entirety:

Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill

WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.

News for 03/20/2001

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